I Am Super Annoyed

Yes. Tie a cape around my neck because I'm super annoyed right now.

I wasn't built to persevere. Let alone put up with this kind of person.

People, please learn to keep your insecurities to yourselves. Because the more you try to mask it with your snarky oh-i'm-so-sure-about-myself-so-i'll-criticize-you comments, the more you smell of gooey, green insecurity.

I have always lived by my virtue of avoiding people I don't feel comfortable with. It benefits both parties, believe me. If I dislike you, I won't tell it to your face and just walk away. And if I feel that you don't like me, don't expect me to try winning you over either. But I don't get why this person decided to prolong our acquaintance. He/She had control over whether or not we'd have to deal with each other longer. Yet he/she let me stay? Why? This awkwardness really could have been avoided. He/she should have nipped it in the bud, is all I'm saying.

Okay, so maybe now we're stuck. But we're both adults, aren't we? So how about using your brain to filter the words coming out of your mouth? And I would suggest to minimize the condescending air and handle this like someone of your age would. If that's not asking too much.

Because me, well....
I am and will be indifferent to your attention-seeking acts because you're unimportant.
I have and will ignore the jokes you make at my expense to salvage your ego because it's a waste of time.
You are and will be a second priority--if you're a priority at all.

Sorry if you can't stand me. And I say that with absolute insincerity. You brought this on yourself. Deal with it.

Go eat a banana or something.